Originally posted on Letterboxd
Veronica Mars was always a television show that worked best in a long form narrative. It gave the show the room to breathe, develop characters and go into themes of class, gender, race, and gendered violence. The show was never great at handling stand alone cases and the problem with now having a movie is delivering a great standalone case in 100 minutes and they fail. The mystery here just isn’t interesting and there’s no time to work this case the way writer/director Rob Thomas is used to handling things. Saying this case is rushed would be an understatement. This brings up questions for me as to why viewers feel the need to resurrect television shows to bring them into cinemas. As much as critics these days want to make comparisons between the two filmed mediums there are differences that make translation extremely difficult. Veronica Mars is one show that just doesn’t work well in the realm of cinema. Rob Thomas doesn’t have an eye for visual language for one and the already mentioned issues of adapting a story that used longform narrative for it’s entire lifespan can’t do the same in cinema so it was obviously going to feel different. What I’m left with is feeling this is neither good cinema or television. There’s fun to be had in the rhythms of the dialogue and Kristen Bell’s performance but those things were always going to translate. I can’t say the same for the rest.
There’s also the problem of pandering which makes the entire experience feel plotted by fans. This leads to a kind of toxicity within the narrative where relationships point more towards bad fan fiction than character truths, and that’s really frustrating considering the voices feel right but their decision making a little off. Every character also has to show up long enough for audiences to see everyone. It’s almost clever Rob Thomas wraps all of this around the theme of high school never ending, but in reality it’s more about catching up with everyone because that’s what the audience wants to see, but I guess that’s what you get with a crowdsourced picture. I don’t want to come off like I hate this or even dislike it though, because that isn’t necessarily the case. I’m a longtime Veronica Mars fan so it’s nearly impossible for me to toss this aside without being happy at hearing the fucking theme song again or Kristen Bell talking circles around everyone else (what a shame it is that screwball comedies are mostly dead and she can’t star in one of those). It’s just not much more than a television movie, and I can’t imagine non fans are going to like this or even get it.
Veronica Mars feels like you’re favourite band in the world reuniting to record an album. You’re obviously excited and you never thought you’d get to hear these people working together again. You turn on the album and that all familiar feeling of knowing these people comes back, and you’re happy for a few moments, but then that feeling starts to slip away and you know the fire is gone. Then the album ends and you’re grateful you have more new music from a band you loved, but it’s just extra songs.